Ways To Pass Your Time During the TWWApril 22, 2008
- Annoy all your closest friends by calling them often and describing every single symptom phantom or otherwise and try not to notice as they blush when you describe in obscene detail the nature of your boobs.
- Google and internet search for anything and everything pregnancy sign and symptom related and start checking yourself to see if you have it.
- Break your bank account by buying tons and tons of pregnancy tests. Ignore the advice to test every few days. Test Daily! Money? So overrated.
- Scare yourself silly by reading scary stories about early miscarriages and proceed to panic at every uncomfortable cramp.
- Tell yourself “I refuse to think about it ANYMORE” because, yeah, that really works.
- Ignore everything from #1-#5